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I guess this guy has never heard of AirTran or Southwest. Then again, I'm surprised there aren't more morons shipping themselves across the country instead of the usual ways of transportation. Of course, to pull that off, you'd need at least one accomplice to help pull it off, and I guess the guy had at least one Kramer-esque friend who thought it was a good idea. I think it's time for the guy to find some new friends, huh?

Some of the other weirdness of story includes the mother refusing to show her face on TV because she was humiliated by the whole experience. The fact that our friendly flier was busted for completely unrelated crimes, and that officials aren't sure with what to charge him. But at least DA Bill Hill has some perspective on the whole thing: "He violated the law of stupidity if nothing else."