By the power vested in me by the state of Texas, which shan't be messed with ...
I was in the Dallas area this weekend for Brian's wedding (congrats to the groom and his lovely bride Christine). It was a nice ceremony, and it was nice to be a part of the celebration.

But besides wedding stuff, there were still some interesting observations from being in the Metroplex for a couple of days:
-- Most of the stuff took place in Lewisville, just a few miles north of DFW Airport, and a suburb that's a definite salute to commerce. There was a big mall right outside our hotel, not to mention all the requisite big box retailers and chain sit-down restaurants. While driving around to find the church, we thought we had done a loop since there we encountered two Wal-Marts during the four-mile drive. We realized we were wrong since the first one we saw probably could've housed three indigenous populations, the second one, possibly only a splinter group.
-- A picture to come soon, but it appeared that they were building a highway to heaven outside our hotel. There's a massive highway project going on in the area, and from the angle of the supports currently built, it appeared they were trying to launch something into the sky.
-- After the wedding, my friend Jeremy and I went to Ameriquest Field to see Ichiro get his 250th hit. It's a nice stadium, although it looks a lot different in person than on TV -- it feels more closed in because of the offices in center field, and the upper right field stands seem massive compared to other upper outfield sections.
(It was a good excuse to see a sporting event in town, and it saved me the indignity of watching NU get put through the wood chipper -- although I caught a couple minutes of it on WGN getting out of the stadium. Yes, I could pick up WGN in Arlington, Texas. Thank God for AM radio.)
-- I thought about getting some Rangers memorabilia, but I couldn't find a player t-shirt in my size of Mark Teixeira or Francisco Cordero. They did have plenty of other options, though. While I understand having an Alfonso Soriano, Hank Blalock, Kenny Rogers and even Laynce Nix, I wondered who was buying the Ryan Drese, R.A. Dickey, Rod Barajas, Kevin Mench and especially the Jeff Nelson shirts.
-- The most intriguing part of the experience, though, was the free giveaway outside the stadium that might've made Dwight happy: There were people outside the stadium handing out free pork on a stick (and even squeezing some barbecue sauce if you so wanted). Not sure why they used this venue to promote pork awareness, but it worked for me.